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Flame War

The following dialogue comes from a console text dump from a quake2 game. Featured in it is our good pal Tiak. Note how he taunts Flash into complete frustration.

Flame War

Grandmas Own was cut in half by />Lt. Wankers's chaingun
Flash: play vioce u diew
Grandmas Own ate />Tiak's rocket
[420]IronLocust was railed by />Lt. Wankers
Grandmas Own was railed by />Lt. Wankers
[420]IronLocust was railed by />Lt. Wankers
Grandmas Own does a back flip into the lava.
[420]IronLocust ate />Tiak's rocket
Grandmas Own ate />Tiak's rocket
Grandmas Own ate />Tiak's rocket
[420]IronLocust does a back flip into the lava.
Grandmas Own does a back flip into the lava.
Flash ate />Tiak's rocket

/>Tiak: NIGHTERS
Flash ate />Tiak's rocket
/>Tiak: TOAST
Flash: please 41 ping vs 280
/>Tiak: HAHAH!! NICE WHINING!
Flash: hats your only friend bitch
Grandmas Own was shredded by [420]IronLocust's shrapnel
/>Tiak: yes, I like hats
Flash was popped by [420]IronLocust's grenade
[420]IronLocust almost dodged />Tiak's rocket
Grandmas Own ate />Tiak's rocket
[420]IronLocust was railed by />Lt. Wankers

Flash: even ping u wouldnt kill me once thats a fact you idiot
[420]IronLocust disconnected
Flash was railed by />Lt. Wankers

/>Tiak: pffft
/>Tiak: you suck. that's a fact
/>Tiak was popped by Grandmas Own's grenade

Grandmas Own was cut in half by />Lt. Wankers's chaingun
Flash: u />'s a all a bunch of low ping piussies
Grandmas Own was cut in half by />Lt. Wankers's chaingun
/>Tiak: you are a modem using loser
Flash: to afraid to play on a cabe server
Grandmas Own was cut in half by />Lt. Wankers's chaingun
/>Tiak was blasted by Flash
/>Tiak: go play with aol, modem boy

/>Lt. Wankers almost dodged Flash's rocket
Flash blew itself up.

Flash: ooops 2fer
Flash: wimps

/>Tiak: aol fag
Flash does a back flip into the lava.
/>Tiak: FRY
Grandmas Own was blown away by />Lt. Wankers's super shotgun
/>Lt. Wankers couldn't hide from Grandmas Own's BFG

Flash: fuck u i hate aol and your just a plain fag
Grandmas Own does a back flip into the lava.
/>Tiak: bah
Grandmas Own does a back flip into the lava.
/>Tiak: you USE aol, mr modem
Grandmas Own was railed by />Lt. Wankers
/>Tiak: how's that 14.4 treatin ya?
Flash ate />Tiak's rocket
/>Lt. Wankers ate Flash's rocket

Flash: oops
Flash ate />Tiak's rocket
Flash: here pussy pussy pussy

Grandmas Own does a back flip into the lava.
/>Tiak: hahahah
/>Tiak: look! I've more that TRIPLED your score!

Flash: fuck u typin kill big woop
Flash: u have no skill /. lamers

/>Tiak: HAHA
/>Tiak: no skill?
/>Tiak: and yet I'm whipping your ass?

Farside entered the game
Flash: ping bitch
/>Tiak: that's 'new' math
Grandmas Own was blown away by />Lt. Wankers's super shotgun
Grandmas Own does a back flip into the lava.

/>Tiak: get rid of aol then, dumbass
/>Lt. Wankers saw the pretty lights from Farside's BFG
/>Tiak: don't whine to me about your ping
Grandmas Own almost dodged />Tiak's rocket
Farside almost dodged />Tiak's rocket

Flash: i dont use AOL you non english understanding fuck bag
Grandmas Own does a back flip into the lava.
/>Tiak: ahhaha.. apparently you DO with that ping
Grandmas Own does a back flip into the lava.
Farside does a back flip into the lava.
Flash almost dodged />Tiak's rocket

/>Tiak: AHHAH!!
Flash: yawn
/>Tiak: YOU TOTALLY SUCK!
Grandmas Own was blown away by />Lt. Wankers's super shotgun
/>Tiak: you must be asleep the way you move
Flash: u shouldnt talk abput youe mother like that
Grandmas Own ate />Lt. Wankers's rocket
Farside ate />Lt. Wankers's rocket
Grandmas Own almost dodged />Tiak's rocket
Farside ate />Tiak's rocket
Grandmas Own does a back flip into the lava.
Flash ate />Tiak's rocket
Grandmas Own ate />Lt. Wankers's rocket
Anshar[SRC] entered the game
Farside almost dodged />Lt. Wankers's rocket
Grandmas Own almost dodged />Lt. Wankers's rocket

Flash: fact is if you play on a server with a 40 ping and everyone else excpet your bum buddies has a 200 + ping you are a pussy that cant fight with
Grandmas Own ate />Lt. Wankers's rocket
Timelimit hit.

/>Tiak: oops

Changing map...
reconnecting...
-------------------------------------------
The Slimy Place
/>Lt. Wankers entered the game
Flash entered the game
Anshar[SRC] entered the game

/>Tiak: back for more
Anshar[SRC] was blown away by />Tiak's super shotgun
Flash was blown away by />Tiak's super shotgun
/>Tiak didn't see Flash's handgrenade

Flash: ooops
Grandmas Own ate />Lt. Wankers's rocket
Grandmas Own was blown away by />Tiak's super shotgun
Anshar[SRC] ate />Lt. Wankers's rocket
Anshar[SRC] was popped by />Lt. Wankers's grenade
/>Tiak ate Farside's rocket
Flash ate Farside's rocket
Farside blew himself up.
Anshar[SRC] was blown away by />Lt. Wankers's super shotgun

Flash: ooops
Flash almost dodged />Tiak's rocket
/>Tiak melted.
Flash was popped by Farside's grenade
mally entered the game
Flash almost dodged />Lt. Wankers's rocket
Farside melted.

/>Tiak: flash: I don't think you can beat ANYONE on this server
Anshar[SRC] was blown away by Farside's super shotgun
Anshar[SRC] disconnected
Flash ate />Lt. Wankers's rocket
Farside was blasted by />Tiak
mally ate />Lt. Wankers's rocket
mally ate />Lt. Wankers's rocket
Flash was machinegunned by Grandmas Own
Grandmas Own didn't see />Tiak's handgrenade
mally ate />Lt. Wankers's rocket
Grandmas Own ate />Lt. Wankers's rocket
Flash was popped by Farside's grenade
mally was popped by Farside's grenade
Grandmas Own was machinegunned by />Tiak
Grandmas Own was blasted by />Tiak
Flash was machinegunned by />Lt. Wankers
Farside was machinegunned by />Lt. Wankers
Flash was machinegunned by />Lt. Wankers
Flash was blasted by />Tiak
mally melted.
mally almost dodged />Lt. Wankers's rocket
Grandmas Own caught />Tiak's handgrenade
Grandmas Own almost dodged />Lt. Wankers's rocket
mally was shredded by Farside's shrapnel
Flash was machinegunned by />Lt. Wankers

mally ate />Tiak's rocket
Flash almost dodged />Tiak's rocket
Farside ate />Lt. Wankers's rocket
Grandmas Own was blasted by />Tiak
Flash was shredded by Farside's shrapnel
mally melted.
/>Lt. Wankers blew himself up.
Flash ate Farside's rocket
Farside didn't see Flash's handgrenade
Grandmas Own was blown away by />Tiak's super shotgun
mally was blasted by />Lt. Wankers
Grandmas Own ate />Tiak's rocket
mally disconnected
/>Lt. Wankers was blown away by />Tiak's super shotgun
Farside was blown away by />Tiak's super shotgun
/>Lt. Wankers was melted by Grandmas Own's hyperblaster

/>Tiak: wow flash... 2 KILLS.. man, your whipping us
Flash was gunned down by />Lt. Wankers
/>Tiak: vote: who thinks flash sucks hard?
Flash was gunned down by />Lt. Wankers
Farside was gunned down by />Lt. Wankers

/>Tiak: :)
Flash was gunned down by />Lt. Wankers
Farside was blown away by />Tiak's super shotgun
Farside disconnected
Grandmas Own was gunned down by />Lt. Wankers
Grandmas Own was blown away by />Tiak's super shotgun

Flash: listen until u guys play alone with your fag boyfriend for backup against opponents with even pings shut the fuck up
Flash: until then your nothing but a bunch of posers

Grandmas Own was blown away by />Tiak's super shotgun
Grandmas Own was blown away by />Tiak's super shotgun

/>Tiak was blasted by Grandmas Own
/>Lt. Wankers: oh flash your turning me on
Grandmas Own ate />Lt. Wankers's rocket
Flash: that figures
Grandmas Own ate />Lt. Wankers's rocket
Flash ate />Lt. Wankers's rocket

/>Tiak: flash, the problem with your logic is that you suck regardless of anything else
Flash was blasted by Grandmas Own
Grandmas Own almost dodged />Lt. Wankers's rocket
Flash was blown away by />Tiak's super shotgun
Flash was blown away by />Tiak's super shotgun

/>Tiak: heh
Grandmas Own was melted by />Lt. Wankers's hyperblaster
Grandmas Own was blown away by />Tiak's super shotgun

Flash: the problem with your logic is you dont have any
/>Tiak: and yet you still suck
Grandmas Own was melted by />Lt. Wankers's hyperblaster
/>Tiak: if you didn't, you might have more that 2 kills
Grandmas Own was melted by />Lt. Wankers's hyperblaster
Flash: you cant give advice if u dont have any idea what a good player is
Grandmas Own was melted by />Lt. Wankers's hyperblaster
Flash: and umm u dont
/>Tiak: I know it's not someone who gets 2 kills in 8 minutes
Flash ate />Tiak's rocket
Grandmas Own almost dodged />Tiak's rocket

Flash: against 40 pings so?
Flash was blown away by Grandmas Own's super shotgun
/>Tiak: look, grandmas own has FOUR
/>Tiak: explain that?

Flash ate />Tiak's rocket
Flash: i keep talkin to you assholes

Grandmas Own was melted by />Lt. Wankers's hyperblaster
/>Tiak: and I'm talking to you, yet I have 26 kills
Grandmas Own was melted by />Lt. Wankers's hyperblaster
Flash was melted by />Lt. Wankers's hyperblaster
Flash was melted by />Lt. Wankers's hyperblaster
Grandmas Own almost dodged />Tiak's rocket
Grandmas Own ate Flash's rocket
Grandmas Own almost dodged />Tiak's rocket
Flash ate />Tiak's rocket
Grandmas Own was popped by />Lt. Wankers's grenade
Flash was popped by />Lt. Wankers's grenade
Flash almost dodged />Tiak's rocket

Flash: tiak nice aim
Grandmas Own melted.
Flash was popped by />Lt. Wankers's grenade

/>Tiak: hrm... I have 10 times as many kills... you suck
Flash almost dodged />Tiak's rocket
Flash was popped by />Lt. Wankers's grenade
Grandmas Own ate />Tiak's rocket
/>Tiak blew himself up.

Flash: youre jusr faster not better
Grandmas Own was popped by />Lt. Wankers's grenade
/>Tiak was popped by />Lt. Wankers's grenade

/>Tiak: right
/>Tiak: you are so "good" that you have 3 kills in 11 minutes

Grandmas Own was popped by />Lt. Wankers's grenade
Flash was popped by />Lt. Wankers's grenade

/>Tiak: I'm sorry, but a good player, even with AOL would have more than that
Flash: hehhe ive benn typin for 10 asswipe
/>Tiak: me too
Grandmas Own was popped by />Lt. Wankers's grenade
Flash was popped by />Lt. Wankers's grenade
Grandmas Own disconnected
Flash ate />Tiak's rocket

Flash: bullshit
Flash: have fun playing with yourselves morons

/>Tiak: haha
/>Tiak: have fun sucking

Flash: when your ready to face me with even ping come to GTPMIPS server u fuckin losersd
/>Tiak: pffft
/>Tiak: get rid of aol, then come back, retard

Flash: just as i thought chicknshit low ping fucks
Flash: fuck u this server blows

/>Tiak: wow flash: you are "good"
/>Tiak: your 3 kills proves that you can "whip my ass"

/>Lt. Wankers: owwwWwwww I like to use a cable modem server w/o a cable modem and whine
Flash: umm GTPIMPS dickhead
Flash almost dodged />Tiak's rocket
Flash: be there or drop dead

/>Tiak: is that an aol server?
/>Tiak: :)

Flash: I'm in the top three every time
/>Lt. Wankers: I don't use aol
/>Lt. Wankers: guess I suck then

/>Tiak: here that? he's in "the top 3" every time
/>Tiak: are there 3 players?

Flash: fuck u morons I'm thru wasting my time
/>Tiak: or does the top guy only have 6 kills after 30 minutes?
Flash: try average of 20 per lvl
/>Tiak: OOOOOOOO
/>Lt. Wankers: ooooooo 20 kills
Flash: my top is 50 in 3 mins
/>Tiak: MY GOODNESS!
Flash: lets see wank 44 in 15 mins yea u suck
/>Tiak: man, that is verified by your stellar performance here
/>Tiak: send me a screencap, fucko

Flash: bad day bad ping
Flash: i dont email aol losers

/>Tiak: 44 in 15 with 1 target, asswipe
/>Tiak: right, I'm on AOL with a 30 ping
/>Tiak: what planet are you on?
/>Tiak: Mr. 300 ping

Flash: um 3 targets if u stop babying that no talent boyfriend of yours
/>Lt. Wankers: me likes having no talent, it makes my score huge
/>Tiak: why? It's more "challenging" to shoot idiots with overblown beliefs about their own skill
/>Tiak: go back to tetris, aol boy

Flash: face ive seen you play on other servers ti-ass and you SUCK!!!!!!!
/>Tiak: and which servers would those be? (*ahem* crackpipe *ahem*)
Flash: come on boys fire up gamespy and find me if u dare!
/>Tiak: why bother? I can whip your ass right here
/>Tiak: and I did
/>Tiak: boom, muthafucka

Flash: my av ping is 140 except on this shitty server
/>Tiak: and your average score is a 5?
Flash: yea sure whip my ass with an over 200 ping diff.......shut up moron!
/>Tiak: face it quake wasn't meant to be played on a modem
Flash: um it was designed for a modem idiot
/>Tiak: heh.. you might try getting something bigger than 14.4 as well
/>Tiak: uhm.. no.. that's why you are sucking

Flash: 33.6 is fine
/>Tiak: and that's why you will always suck
/>Tiak: you will never beat me
/>Tiak: and I laugh every time you claim you are "good"

Flash: then why wont you leave this server then ????? hmmmm chicknshit
/>Tiak: gimme an IP
/>Tiak: I'll whip your ass anywhere
/>Tiak: one on one even

Flash: hang on (smirk)
/>Tiak: I don't care what


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