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Ah
yes... Where to begin? Let us ask you a question.
Do you crisp your dysfunction? Bust your rhymes?
Nugget your jammy wadslice? Have you got the slightest
clue what we're talking about? No? Well read on.
You've wandered in to what is undoubtedly the
most crinklicious, EF-filled place in the world.
Here you'll meet some of the jammiest nuggets
and crispiteers you've ever seen. So make yourself
at home, but don't wad our whore-mongering nugget-sliced
crinkle-wad jam-smack dysfunction burger with
special sauce, or you'll find yourself e-popping
at the speed of taco. Got that? Yes? Then you'll
fit right in, crisping your crinkle with the best
of them... And we're the best.
Be sure to check out our many sources of EF, and
if you don't find what your looking for...well
you just ain't looking hard enough so quit your
whining and go sit in the corner.
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| Summary
of Script for CRINKLE THE MOVIE
1)
Ted join's peace corps to defend the free world
against nazis
2) Builds bridges in Africa
while teaching natives to drag race
3) Wearing a dress, bill gets
voted off the island for TKing
4) Matt joins the Nazis to
defend the free world against the peace corps
5) Hunter joins greenpeace
to protest the innocent slaughter of millions
of single cell organizms by other single cell
organisms
6) hysteria ensues
7) PROFIT!
8) Sexy Results
9) Dave drinks a davetini and
turns really red, with sexy results!
10) Josh, wearing regal robes
of purest silk, descends from a helicopter to
promote Oxyclean.
11) Jon takes 5 servings of
Ubernaustrum and runs around telling everyone
how he impreoved his golf game and how he feels
"more like a woman."
12) WITH NO HEAD
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**NEW
NEWS!!**
Yeah, so it's been a while, what do you want...
Let's see, what has happened in the half a year
since the last news. Tom has a new job and is
now living in Hudson New York. We don't have address
info posted for him yet. I just moved to Middletown
to live with my g/f. Frank bought a porshe, and
Matt is pregnant.
Any other News that I've forgotten, it can't be
all that important.
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JoNArSe
will have a new address at the end of May. I will
be moving a mile closer to work, and to my own
apartment. All those interested in coming to do
some painting or helping to move please let me
know ;)
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ATTENTION!
ATTENTION!
Tom has moved.....his new contact information
can be found on the crinkle smacks page.
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| Saturday
April 14th, 2001 |
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Muhahahhahah,
JoNArSe has cablemodem, you will all ph33r me
because I'm all fast.
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Happy
Birthday Josh! Well so what if it was yesterday.
In other news, there are new puppies...yes this
is old news, but there hasn't been any new news
in a while. I've got one really good picture of
them which can been seen here.
Also new is the JonCam....All
Jon all the time, for all those that just can't
get enough.
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| Friday
January 26th, 2001 |
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On
a sad note, I have to report to all of you the
death of my dog Tillie. Those of you who knew
her, knew what a great friend and companion she
was. I thank all of you for the consolation and
comfort you have offered and last few days. In
return I offer you this tribute page to her. A
small collection of pictures taken throughout
her life. For the most part they are in order
by her age. -Jon
Tillie
Ingersoll Memorial Page
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| Wednesday
January 17th, 2001 |
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First
post of the OFFICIAL new millenium, whoop whoop.
Happy Belated Birthday to Rogue, |\\echman, and
myself.
Congrats to eLdaR on his completion of the RPI
experiance.
Added a new Link with EF, www.despair.com.
Dispair Inc. is dedicated to bringing you the
finest in demotivational matrial. A truely devoted
company.
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| Monday
November 27th, 2000 |
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Added
the Flame
War section. A tribute to the all mighty
tauting power of the Smegmeister Tiak.
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| Wednesday
November 22th, 2000 |
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Added
contact information for Tae Kim in the smacks
section. Also, if anyone wants to write any of
the definitions for the Crinkle
Dictionary section, feel free to do
so, and email them to JoNArSe.
Happy
Belated Birthday to Bill & Rochelle. Hope
everyone has a great Thanksgiving, don't y'all
over-eat and explode.
Other
news: mark you calendars for February 16-18 for
Katsucon 2001. If anyone is interested in going
to the RPI vs. Yale Hockey game here in CT let
Jon
know. Last years game was great, RPI housed Yale.
This years unfortunately the game is on Dec. 8th
@ 7 pm which is a Friday evening. But if anyone
can make it for that time you're welcome.
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| Monday
October 23th, 2000 |
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Added
a crinkle smacks page. This page contains contact
information for the smacks. This will be passworded
so that random non-smacks can't see the information
and start bugging us while we're eatting fry daddy.
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